I mean they hung this monster IV bag with its own machine albatross around my neck, what’s not to complain about? Hey, it’s feeding you nutrition, going to take the pressure off you eating so you can concentrate on your stomach. Yeah, yeah, but it’s big and bulky, it’s going to be hard to walk around with it. It’s probably going to deskeletonize you some, maybe a lot. Yeah, but there’s this long tube that goes across the bed! Oh my God I am in agony. And how am I going to piss? I am going to have to do extra things. And walking man, you can forget about walking now that I have hold the IV stand as I push myself forward. How many hands do they think I have?
About twenty minutes later…
Man, that was murder. Did you see that? I almost couldn’t shut the bathroom door. And when I walked it took me a long time to figure out where to put all that length of tube and then I was caught under the stand’s wheel and I had to use a slight amount of strength to lift it. Then walking man… when I turned the corner by the Staff Station I got myself into a real fix trying to U-turn it. Oh my God the tube was trapped under the walker bar! Arrrrgghhh! It took me a while to get it out and even then, even then, I was stuck walking with the tube on the other side oh this wasn’t going to work, so I had to move the stand around me, with my arm!
Yes, yes, sarcasm is great, but tell me this Mr. Above it All face clawer, after figuring out where to go to be on the right side of the tubes with your computer cord above and the power plugged back into the machine, what did you say when your computer cord slipped and landed on the floor.
"Oh fuck."
That's right. You don’t fool me, smart guy, I know where you live.
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